Stupid Yoko Domination

After another blogger drought, I have managed to find some time to update this. For all my loyal readers * ahem xtina*, It's not because I don't care about my lil blooger friend, it's cos I am so damn busy lately!! In fact, this whole hectic schedule thing is really pissing me off, which is why I have dedicated this whole post to talk about it!

My life has turned into one gigantic schedule..and I have had to resort to PROPERLY using a diary ( at least its pink!! ^.^) to make appointments for everything, uni, study, social life, seeing boyf, wiping my ass etc. The reason for this was because Swinburne basically screwed up my whole timetable and i was BRUTALLY KICKED OUT of a class due to " the influx of International Students wanting to do that particular subject..dear" ( Quoted from lady from Admin after I finsihed my random whining about the whole situation).

I have always hated people being racist fullstop, and I am NOT one. But.. INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS PISS THE SHIT OUT OF ME SOO MUCH. The Reasons are:

1. Learn to Speak Conversational English Please : If you are going to come into a foreign country, at least have soem knowledge of the native language. Just because your mummy & daddy back home are loaded does not compensate for you coming here and not knowing how to even speak basic language. Congregating in the back corner of the classrooms with your mates from back home is not going to really help you improve your english if you're all speaking your 1st language now is it?

2. Don't bloody think that you can just pissfart your way out of doing work just because " you no spikka english": Again, If you are going to put yourself up to getting raped by the govt. in UNI fees, dont you think that you should at least make use out of your money and DO THE WORK and get reasonable marks? Instead of trying to act all innocent and dumb in the hope that us locals will do the work for you bcus we don't want to put it all in your hands as you will just screw up everything.

3. They get priority because they have paid more in Uni Fees than us local kids: In response to me getting booted from that class due to the "influx of Int. Sutdents"..that is what pissed me off the most. Firstly, If they're from overseas..they obviously would be staying on campus or at some other place near the Uni. So for them the diff b/w a class on Thursday or Tuesday means the diff of what day they can meet up with all their lil international fob friends and go to yumcha. But for us local kids, it could be mean the diff b/w losing your job, travelling for 2 hours..etc. etc. So giving them priority makes no Sense.

4. But they have PAID so much to be here..shouldn't they be given priority?: HELL NO! You think I'm going through Uni without paying a cent? WDF have you been?? By the end of this course I would have learnt shit all, not have a guranteed job and will have to pay back Johnny and Co. almost $40000 ( estimated). So Don't give me that shit about me not paying. Yes, Int. Students pay more but that is because they're obviously need more learning support because theyre so dumb >.<

5. THE FINAL REASON: Because you all make the local ABCS look bad through your stupid behaviour: Although I am just referring to Asians in this context, I speak for all of the local kids that have come form various multicultural backgrounds that have to basically suffer prejudice and being looked upon badly due to the local Int. students screwing up our image. I am talking about them coming here thinking that they're so much better than us because they have money and are special little international students. A prime example, would be ....

On the train the other day there was this elderly man that got on at Surrey Hill and a stupid yoko ( SY - thats my buzz word for moron Int. girls from asia) was sitting in the disabled seat listening to her new funky discman from Japan/China. The poor man was trying so hard to even stnad properly with his walking stick whilst she was bopping her SY head to the tunes. She looked up at him once and then just looked away. This happened a few times, with basically everyone around staring at her to see whether SY have any common sense. FINALLY, I had to get out of my seat (which was the first aisle next to the disabled one) , tap the old guy and tell him to take my seat..all the time SY was just blinking her stupid BIG EYES at us like huh? Yes I may be a bitch..but I cannot describe how ANGRY I felt and even ashamed that an asian ( having grown up with the values taught to us by our parents of respecting the elders) could be so SENSELESS and hence portray such a poor image of Asians in general ( if i was not there to assist the eldery man). ARRRRRRRRGH HATE THEM !

On a final note, Im sure by now everyone is going to label me a racist. However, I would like to add I am not generalising in saying that ALL int. students are like this..I have met a few from various countries that have been the most polite, smart and great ppl I have come across in a long time. On the otherhand though, I will not lie that the MAJORITY I have encountered have been the SY ( Stupid Yoko) types.

Now that I have let that all out..I feel so much better. As I have said before, I am currently under a time crisis here where I have shit-all time for anything..so I must conclude this post now and get back to my marketing tute wrk. * nerd mode*

A few final thought until next time..

• Commonwealth Games are overrated..but Melbourne has done a good job so far ( cant say the same for the opening ceremony though..ducks ..wtf?)

• I hate STUPID YOKOS

• I love my hunni buns Sanel *mwha* ( Thanks for a terrific day out yday!!)

• I need to update my winter wardrobe

ARRRRGH! ITS A YOKO ATTACK!